Glossary

LG [elle gee]
noun
1 Abbreviation for Little Giant
2 The name by which I refer to my first born child on this blog, because he is gigantic.  I mean like as big as a Kindergardener and he's only three.  When he was born the nurses congratulated me on giving birth to such a large child.

Merbaby [mur babie]
1 The name by which I refer to my daughter because she thinks she is a mermaid.
2 AKA "My Merbaby", "My Little Mermaid", and "The Mermaid"

The Rookie [thuh ruh key]
noun
1 The name by which I refer to my husband on this blog, because he is a rookie Firefighter.